You know what ?
I realized that I have never blogged about how much I love my apartment-mate .

She used to irritate me like shit and I was a bit scared of her also .
But now I can talk to her about practically EVERYTHING .
She`s also quite mean .
I LOVE MEAN PEOPLE !!!
:D

Okay so now it is official .
Presenting GeWaldine Evone Ho (she cannot pronounce R . HAHAHHA )



behold the Dayak Warrior and Iban Warrior !
the warriors shall ambush youuuu

( we so did not plan the pose in the picta . which is what makes it so cute hahaha )



P/S: I played Left 4 Dead with Abhi and Yi Min yesterday night . Cyber cafe . AWESOMEEEE !!! But I screamed a lot . Yes , out loud =.=

I need to stop hanging out with guys mannn
I think I`m slowly turning into a boy =.=

Oh yeah and today`s Merdeka Day .
I quote Daphne: Malaysia Ball-eh !
HAHAHA ENOUGH SAID .

You know what I hate ?

1. People that doubt whether other people are reliable, but THEY THEMSELVES are irresponsible . They talk about other people as if they are better , but actually they are just the exact same piece of shit .

2. People whose minds cannot FUNCTION IN MORE THAN ONE DING DONG WAY . If this way doesn't work , TRY ANOTHER LA . Give it at least 3 tries before you start whining to me as if the world is gonna end . WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NICOLE, HOW ?! I DUNNO HOW" ? Go die la . Go ask your mother la . Don`t come whining to me !

3. People who think I am always in a hurry to get things done when in fact , they are the ones who are DING DONG SLOW . SLOWWWWWWWWWWW . If the report is due at 5PM , don`t only start writing it at FUCKING 3 PM la . Then when you only can hand in to me at 6.30, and I start to sound like a bitch , you call me a bitch . HELLO ? ITS DUE AT FUCKING FIVE PM. It affects me also okay . I`m used to my academic reputation being more or less FLAWLESS. IF YOU ARE MY TEAM MATE AND YOU CANNOT MEET DEADLINES LIKE I CAN ( and they`re called deadlines for a reason, mind you) , AT LEAST LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE so that I can have some back up plans to save your sorry ass .

4. People who still call me Teo Yee on PURPOSE . If you are one of my high school classmates I`ll understand because I know you`d be too used to it after 5 years . So I just get mildly annoyed but not really pissed off . Sometimes I`m not even annoyed at all .
BUT if I have SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU , a THOUSAND times , NOT to call me that , and you still do , then puh-lease , you are plainly asking for it . My infamous "Bitch In Training" shirt lies - I`ve graduated long ago .

5. People that ask me " Nicole , why you use make-up ? " OMG this one , I don`t even know where to start . If you ask me " Are you using make-up? " I can still accept la . Maybe you`re half blind , that`s all.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME " Why are you using make-up ? " its just BLOODY STUPID LA OKAY ? What do you mean , why do I use it ? Oh right , it must be to make myself look uglier *rolls eyes* . Cause thats the whole purpose of it right ?

OR MAYBE , just maybe , its to make myself look less like a zombie . Due to my constant lack of sleep .

Hmm . I WONDER WHICH ?
Talk about stupid questions . Who was the bloody idiot that said there`s no such thing as a stupid question ? Go die , you !

6. People who don`t understand why I hate talking/working with those types of people that I have mentioned above . " Nicole whyyy you sooo bad to them ? " SHUT UP LA . You are not me right ? You don`t have to face them right ? You don`t have to go to a certain torture chamber to hear the same thing over and over again for HOURS because your boss is unable to delegate jobs properly / get everyone organized right ? You don`t have to go back to school on WEEKENDS to do other people`s dirty work right ? You are not stressed out trying to cure a "slap-people-all-the-time" habit right ? You don`t have to constantly fear that you`ll never make it to the U.S. right ? You get proper sleep at night right ? Then you just DIAM la .

7. People who go " Nicole why you never update your blog anymore? "
HELLO ?
You don`t see me busying/going crazy/running around with all my files at ADP 12th Floor everyday like a crazy woman isit ? Are you blind ?

ISH !


Omg that felt so good .

Long-story-short-version , okay ? Okay .
(LOL)

Okay basically , my whole group of friends were all assholes .
They ignored me to the right amount (so that I won`t suspect a surprise coming) the whole bloody day and made me feel kinda . . . well I don`t know what to say . I mean its not like no one wished me happy birthday or anything . . .

But it IS my birthday and if I said that I didn`t expect a little bit more attention , I`d be lying . (Sorry laaaa its human nature . At least I admit right ?  )

I felt so depressed and was so left out by the humans that I went to camwhore with tables and chairs .



YES . LAUGH .

Random . . . Abhi drew it .

Okay where was I ?
Ahh yeah .
Birthday .




The assholes .
(sorry bad picture but its the only one I have . I did not take it . )
Was taken before I arrived =.=

And so tears streaming down my face in disappointment , I walked into my apartment to get the shock of my life . (At this point , XP was dying trying not to laugh cause they all had to keep quiet when I unlocked the door .) In case you didn`t know its almost impossible to stop XP from laughing hahaha



The retards bought me BLACKFOREST cake dammit . (They call me Iban Warrior cause I`m violent -_-)
I photoshopped away my tears a bit cause my face looked super shiny wtf .




Went to eat 

Then after that drove around KL randomly till late night . LOL .


Before I forget I must blog about this :



The notebook from all ADP-ians (well almost all) .
Its so STOOPID .
The whole book is like full of insults for me wtf
YJ - Nicole have you learnt how to SEW ?
Daphne - WHY YOU KICK MY DOG ?
Evone - Which tree shall i SWING to next ? <-- okay this one`s an exception laaa I dunno why`s she insulting herself also . LOL .
Subbu - Is there an INDOOR theme park ?

(all inside jokes)


AND they signed on almost every page , so the notebook is like almost useless (cause I can barely write in it) HAHAHA


The best bit ?
Stupid Daphy got my FAVOURITE lecturer to sign . AHEMMM !!
=.=




Finally Legal 

P/S: The green striped sweater that I`m wearing is only 10 bucks  believe it or not (if you don`t believe I have the receipt) !!
Oh nothing just felt like rubbing my talent of finding cheap + nice stuff in your face .
Since I`m such a bitch to some of you right ? *rolls eyes*

Well you can rejoice now because I stayed up all night till my birthday was over but he didn`t wish me happy birthday .

For the very first time .