You know what I hate ?
1. People that doubt whether other people are reliable, but THEY THEMSELVES are irresponsible . They talk about other people as if they are better , but actually they are just the exact same piece of shit .
2. People whose minds cannot FUNCTION IN MORE THAN ONE DING DONG WAY . If this way doesn't work , TRY ANOTHER LA . Give it at least 3 tries before you start whining to me as if the world is gonna end . WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NICOLE, HOW ?! I DUNNO HOW" ? Go die la . Go ask your mother la . Don`t come whining to me !
3. People who think I am always in a hurry to get things done when in fact , they are the ones who are DING DONG SLOW . SLOWWWWWWWWWWW . If the report is due at 5PM , don`t only start writing it at FUCKING 3 PM la . Then when you only can hand in to me at 6.30, and I start to sound like a bitch , you call me a bitch . HELLO ? ITS DUE AT FUCKING FIVE PM. It affects me also okay . I`m used to my academic reputation being more or less FLAWLESS. IF YOU ARE MY TEAM MATE AND YOU CANNOT MEET DEADLINES LIKE I CAN ( and they`re called deadlines for a reason, mind you) , AT LEAST LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE so that I can have some back up plans to save your sorry ass .
4. People who still call me Teo Yee on PURPOSE . If you are one of my high school classmates I`ll understand because I know you`d be too used to it after 5 years . So I just get mildly annoyed but not really pissed off . Sometimes I`m not even annoyed at all .
BUT if I have SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU , a THOUSAND times , NOT to call me that , and you still do , then puh-lease , you are plainly asking for it . My infamous "Bitch In Training" shirt lies - I`ve graduated long ago .
5. People that ask me " Nicole , why you use make-up ? " OMG this one , I don`t even know where to start . If you ask me " Are you using make-up? " I can still accept la . Maybe you`re half blind , that`s all.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME " Why are you using make-up ? " its just BLOODY STUPID LA OKAY ? What do you mean , why do I use it ? Oh right , it must be to make myself look uglier *rolls eyes* . Cause thats the whole purpose of it right ?
OR MAYBE , just maybe , its to make myself look less like a zombie . Due to my constant lack of sleep .
Hmm . I WONDER WHICH ?
Talk about stupid questions . Who was the bloody idiot that said there`s no such thing as a stupid question ? Go die , you !
6. People who don`t understand why I hate talking/working with those types of people that I have mentioned above . " Nicole whyyy you sooo bad to them ? " SHUT UP LA . You are not me right ? You don`t have to face them right ? You don`t have to go to a certain torture chamber to hear the same thing over and over again for HOURS because your boss is unable to delegate jobs properly / get everyone organized right ? You don`t have to go back to school on WEEKENDS to do other people`s dirty work right ? You are not stressed out trying to cure a "slap-people-all-the-time" habit right ? You don`t have to constantly fear that you`ll never make it to the U.S. right ? You get proper sleep at night right ? Then you just DIAM la .
7. People who go " Nicole why you never update your blog anymore? "
HELLO ?
You don`t see me busying/going crazy/running around with all my files at ADP 12th Floor everyday like a crazy woman isit ? Are you blind ?
ISH !
Omg that felt so good .
This marvelous breathtaking fascinating stunning captivating amazing tale was written at 04:23 pm by Nicole
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